Sorry I've Been Away

Hey You Guys. I am back after an embarrassingly long break with no real excuse other than I have been busy with life. I have I haven't left you with too much of an abandonment complex.

I have missed writing on here though and have had a few comments on my lack of blogging recently so I am back and promise it will be bigger and better  probably about the same  hopefully no worse than it was before.

I will try to update more often this time and have even decided to have special daily posts:
 - Monday: Eye candy of the week (to brighten up your first day back at work)
 - Tuesday: Blog Quiz (this is more because enjoy writing them than because I think you lot will actually
    bother answering)
 - Wednesday: Weekly Playlist (Favourite new tunes or themed music lists)
 - Thursday: New Cinema Releases (tips on what to see at the cinema this weekend)
 - Friday: Classic Movie Review (films you may have forgotten)
 - Saturday: Sale of the Week (because everybody loves a bargain)
 - Sunday: Day Of Rest (if God can have a rest, so can I)

I hope you enjoy the new and improved The Donger Needs Food and don't forget to follow the_donger on Twitter and like The Donger Needs Food on Facebook.

Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya…

You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Unfortunately, I’m not really Inigo Montoya. Instead I’m just Amelia Rosenthal – a wannabe journalist who’s waiting for someone to pay me to watch films (please! I have a journalism degree and everything)

So I have decided to write this blog as a nice excuse to write down all of my nonsensical ramblings and force my friends and family to read it.

While they have no choice, the rest of you do. So for everybody else who comes across this blog, here are five reasons to read my blog:

1) If you don’t want to read a blog with a mildly offensive quote from a John Hughes’ film for the title, then I don’t really want you to read it.

2) This is my first post and I have already quoted the classic Princess Bride, which isn’t quoted nearly enough (it’s inconceivable).

3) It will make me very happy.

4) …I’m already struggling to think of reasons but this is my first post so what do you expect?

I promise to try and entertain and make you laugh and if I fail, you can send me your abuse.

So in the words of Paul Rudd, “I will see you there or I will see you on another time.”