Monday 31 January 2011

Blue To Take Us To Glory At The Eurovision Song Contest



While most of the country seems to be agonising over Great Britain’s decision on who will represent us at the Eurovision Song Contest 2011, I am jumping for joy at my childhood favourite’s comeback. 


Just when we thought The X Factor duo, Jedward, would be the biggest name in the competition, the Eurovision bosses changed the rules of the contest and now Blue are in. 

The boyband, who consist of Simon Webbe, Duncan James, Antony Costa and Lee Ryan, stole the hearts of teenage girls everywhere when they released their debut single in 2001, and I am proud to say that I went to see them in concert (I might even treat you to a sneaky peek at the Blue cushion I made at school). But they sadly split in 2005 to follow unsuccessful solo careers.


This will be the first in the shows 56 year history that the public will not get to decide which act will sing for Britain; after years of embarrassingly low scores, the guys over at the BBC have taken matters into their own hands by getting the popular group on board.



"Blue are the perfect choice," said Katie Taylor, the BBC's head of entertainment and events. "We're enormously pleased to have found an act that not only meets but exceeds all the criteria for a great entry."


After, apparently, reforming in 2009, Blue are set to come back with a bang by signing up to represent their country with the song I Can. In the lead-up to the Eurovision final on 14 May, the BBC will air a one-hour documentary showing Blue preparing for the contest (an hour of Blue. It's the dream!).


"[Blue] will have to win," said Daniel Glatman, Blue's former manager, in an interview with Press Association. "Anything less and their reputation will be in tatters. It is the equivalent of Lewis Hamilton entering a go-kart race – he will be the strong favourite but there is also the possibility he could lose. So why risk it? ... [It's] reckless insanity."


Hmm I'm a fan but even I wouldn't compare them to Lewis Hamilton. Their reputation isn't nearly good enough for it to be in tatters if they don't win, but it would be embarrassing if they were to come last like our last entry.


The UK last won Eurovision in 1997 with Love Shine a Light by Katrina and the Waves. Will this be another year of nil points or will it be our first win in 14 years? As this will be the first time I will actually watch in about 10 years, I am hoping the latter. C’mon boys!

Anyone up for a Eurovision drinking game?



Note: Maybe not!

Henry Cavilll Will Make A Hot Superman!!!


FIT!!!!!!!

The Three Zuckerbergs - Mark Zuckerberg Surprises Jesse Eisenberg on SNL


This weekend, Mark Zuckerberg made a surprise appearance on Saturday Night Live, as Jesse Eisenberg was presenting.
After watching last year’s biopic, The Social Network, everybody was eager to know more about its billionaire protagonist, but word was he was less than flattered with Jesse Eisenberg’s portrayal of him.

He declared the film fictional and was not happy with being portrayed as a conniving, socially stunted geek. But his appearance on SNL showed him to be a good sport.

After Eisenberg was joined by SNL regular Andy Samberg (star of Hot Rod, Jizz In My Pants and I’m On A Boat) dressed up as Zuckerberg, the two men were then joined by the real article; it was the first time the two Zuckerbergs had met.

Last night at the Screen Actors Guild awards, Eisenberg told E! how happy he was that Zuckberg agreed to do it. He was probably relieved that he hadn’t really pissed of a man worth $6 billion. 

RIP John Barry


Composer John Barry, famous for his work on the James Bond films, has died aged 77.

Born John Barry Prendergast in 1933; the son of a classical pianist mother and a father who owned a number of theatres and cinemas in Lancashire and Yorkshire. He attended a Catholic convent school in York, which was bombed in early 1942, killing several of the nuns and his fellow pupils. When he was later required to do national service, he joined the army band where he learned to arrange music.

He first found fame as leader of the John Barry Seven. His arrangement of Monty Norman’s James Bond Theme led to him composing scores for 11 films in the series, including Goldfinger and You Only Live Twice.

While he will be forever associated with the Bond films, he worked on many other scores including Born Free, Out Of Africa and Dances With Wolves. He won five Oscars, four Grammys, a Bafta and a Golden Globe during his career. He received a Bafta fellowship in 2005.

His work found a new audience when Robbie Williams featured music from You Only Live Twice on his 1998 hit single Millennium. He also worked on a number of television themes and later in his career released albums of his own music.

His most recent film score featured in the 2001 war thriller Enigma, while a musical version of Brighton Rock, created with lyricist Don Black had its London premiere in 2004. 


In 2002 he was named an Honorary Freeman of the City of York, an honour he received at a venue in the city where he once used to play trumpet in the 1950s. He was Awarded an OBE in 1999 for his services to music.

Current Bond film composer David Arnold paid tribute to his predecessor via Twitter: “I am profoundly saddened by the news but profoundly thankful for everything he did for music and for me personally.”

Barry, who lived in Oyster Bay, Long Island, is survived by Laurie, his wife of 33 years, his four children and five grandchildren. He died of a heart attack, having suffered from poor health for some time.

His family said funeral arrangements would be private, and that a memorial service would be held in the UK later this year. 

  
CLASSIC JOHN BARRY SCORES
    • From Russia With Love
    • Goldfinger
    • Zulu
    • The Ipcress File
    • Born Free
    • You Only Live Twice
    • The Lion in Winter
    • Midnight Cowboy
    • Murphy’s War
    • Mary, Queen of Scots
    • Diamonds are Forever
    • Body Heat
    • Out of Africa
    • Peggy Sue Got Married
    • Dances with Wolves
    • Chaplin

    Friday 28 January 2011

    New Series Of The Million Pound Drop


    New series of The Million Pound Drop starts tonight on Channel 4 at 10pm. Watch it live and play against me online.

    Happy Birthday Joey Fat One

    A Nostalgic Post - Schools I Wish I Attended And Ones I'm Glad I Didn't

    Five Schools I Wish I Attended:

    This school was so good that when it moved from North London to Liverpool, instead of attending another school in London, the students moved with it. If my school had moved, I would have just gone to the school down the road instead.

    4. Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Shermer High School 
    The egocentric teenager who skipped school, lied to his parents and friends, got the whole town involved in the lie, stole and caused millions of dollars worth of property damage by destroying Cameron's dads car was the good guy, and the man who was trying to do his job and actually gave a damn about his students futures by ensuring they attended school was the bad guy? I wish I got away with that kind of crap.

    3. Sixteen Candles - Shermer High School
    The hot Jake Ryan dumped his beautiful, willing and sweet girlfriend to date the nearly invisible sophomore just because she stares at him and "maybe [he's] interested in more than a party." Well I'll stare at you all you want Jake!

    2. Clueless - Beverly Hills High School
    This is a school where even the likes of Cher Horowitz - "That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existentialist" - manages to talk her way into an A- average.

    1. Harry Potter - Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry
    During the run up to my 11th birthday I waited and waited for my acceptance letter to Hogwarts but unfortunately it never came and I had to attend a chump school for Muggles. Instead of Quidditch, we had netball; instead of Charms with Professor Flitwick, we had geography with Mr Kent; instead of being in Gryffindor, I was in Davies, and it certainly wasn't chosen by The Sorting Hat. They may have had to deal with Lord Voldermort, but I had to deal with Mrs Williams! 


    Five Schools I'm Glad I Never Attended:

    5. Veronica Mars - Neptune High
    Not only does everybody at this school seem to end up in prison at some point or other, but you also can't get away with the slightest wrongdoing without Veronica Mars getting on your case and pointing the finger at you. Back off blondie!

    4. High School Musical - East High
    STOP SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Girls in school are bad enough when they are just bitchy, but in this school you risk your hair falling out or getting thrown out of a window every time you upset somebody...I would not look good bald!

    A psycho, murderous ex boyfriend who kills your mother. His best friend who joins in...why does he kill people again? And then they both start killing every person in the school, whether connected to the storyline or not.


    1. Buffy The Vampire Slayer - Sunnydale High School 
    "We're not good friends. Most of us never found the time to get to know you, but that doesn't mean we haven't noticed you. We don't talk about it much, but it's no secret that Sunnydale High isn't really like other high schools. A lot of weird stuff happens here. But whenever there was a problem or something creepy happened, you seemed to show up and stop it. Most of the people here have been saved by you or helped by you at one time or another. We're proud to say that the class of '99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history, and we know at least part of that is because of you." 
    That was the lowest mortality rate? I think I'd move to a town where there aren't any zombies, hyena people or vampires.

    Wednesday 26 January 2011

    Too tired to write about Black Swan



    I feel like I have been at the gym rather than sat in a cinema after watching the intense and stressful but completely awing and amazing Black Swan. So I am far too exhausted to write you anything worth reading. So instead, here is an amusing Black Swan and Showgirls mash up: 

    Tuesday 25 January 2011

    Memorable Moments of Oscars Past

    Whether you want to celebrate the last two months years success in film, judge the Hollywood elite's fashion choices or disagree with the choices - the Oscars are the biggest film event of the year. So it is not surprising that it has had its fair share of memorable moments. I bring you the most memorable social faux pas, celebrity spats, tearjerking moments and inspiring guests. 

    1953: The Show Is Televised - 
    The ceremony was televised for the first time in 1953 - making this list possible. It is how became the all-encompassing hoopla it is today; before that it was just a nice party for the Hollywood elite to get drunk and applaud each other’s successes.

    1972: Chaplin's Triumphant Return - 
    After twenty years in exile, Charlie Chaplin returned to America to longest ovation in Oscar history, lasting over five minutes. Although he had already won two Oscars, this honorary award in 1972 was the one that really mattered.


    1995: "Awww Shit" - 
    Samuel L Jackson forgot the generally accepted reaction of grin-and-applause when he lost out on the Best Supporting Actor Oscar for Pulp Fiction, and instead favoured the less gracious, “Awww, shit”.


    2007: Martin Scorsese Wins At Last - 
    There is a surprisingly long list of Hollywood’s greatest that have yet to or took too long to finally receive an Oscar. At the top of this list is Martin Scorsese who was nominated in the directing category a whopping five times before finally winning his sixth nomination for The Departed. When Steven Spielberg, George Lucas and Francis Ford Coppola arrived on stage to present the award, it seemed surely inevitable, and when his name was finally read out, the resultant picture of four of the greatest directors of modern cinema on stage together is one for the ages.


    1974: The Streaker - 
    This moment should really be called David Niven, because although Robert Opel streaking across the stage was memorable for sure, it was Niven’s legendary recovery that really made this moment: “Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was bound to happen. But isn’t it fascinating to think that the only laugh that man will probably ever get in his life was when he stripped off to show his shortcomings.”


    1968: It's A Tie - 
    “It’s a tie!” Ingrid Bergman exclaimed upon opening the Best Actress envelope. The award went to both Katharine Hepburn and Barbara Streisand who received 3,030 votes each, the first exact tie in a principal Oscar category.


    1939: Walt Disney And The Seven Miniature Statuettes - 
    Walt Disney was the recipient of many competitive Oscars, as well as three honorary prizes, one of which was for creating Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs, the first feature-length animation, which came with seven miniature statuettes.
     
    1978: Redgrave Booed
    Vanessa Redgrave misjudged her audience during her acceptance speech for Best Supporting Actress in 1978. The actress was being picketed outside by the Jewish Defence League for her support of Palestine, and referred to them as “Zionist hoodlums,” drawing a loud chorus of boos.

    1996: Superman Returns - 
    Straight from boos to cheers - following his paralysing horse riding accident, Christopher Reeve was wheeled onstage to deliver a speech about social responsibility. The crowd were brought to their feet and tears were brought to their eyes.


    1963: Public Bitching - 
    As long as there have been celebrities, there have been celebrity feuds: Britney/Christina, Jordan/Jodie Marsh. But the best bitchy moment has to go to Joan Crawford and Bette Davis. When Davis was nominated for an Oscar for Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? and Crawford was not, she wrote to all the nominees offering to accept their award if they couldn’t attend. So when Anne Bancroft was announced as winner, but was on Broadway at the time, it was Crawford who took to the stage under Davis’ furious glare.

    1984: "Amadeus" -
    So overcome by the standing ovation that greeted him, Laurence Olivier failed to follow the usual etiquette of presenters and, instead of reading out any of the nominees, simply opened the envelope and declared the winner, Amadeus!”


    1994: Tom Hanks Outs His Teacher - 
    During an emotional acceptance speech for Hanks' first Best Actor Oscar for Philadelphia, he thanked his high school drama teacher, Rawley Farnsworth, calling him one of "the finest gay Americans." Only problem was, nobody knew he was gay. Oops. The incident eventually became the inspiration for the movie In & Out.

    1976: Ali vs. Rocky -   
    As Sylvester Stallone, aka Rocky Balboa, prepared to present an award, Muhammad Ali snuck up behind him, joining the greatest boxers of the movie world and the real world together on stage. The two got into a mock tussle, which of course Ali won, and then all the men sneaked out the room to change their pants.

    Just Jack - 
    The Oscars just don't feel complete without Jack Nicholson sat proudly on the front row sporting sunglasses and a sly smirk.


    2003: The Kiss - 
    As a rank outsider for the Best Actor statue, Adrien Brody made the most of his surprising win by grabbing presenter Halle Berry and locking her in a snog. Apparently the Oscar statue wasn’t enough for him.

    1934: A Lil' Oscar For Lil' Shirley - 
    Most of those fortunate enough to receive an honorary award from Oscar are at the end of their careers and often their lives. Shirley Temple on the other hand was given an Honorary Juvenile Award when she was six – “in grateful recognition for her contribution to screen entertainment.” Where do you go from there?


    2002: Woody Turns Out For New York - 
    Following the terrorist attacks of September 11, many wondered whether the awards would go ahead as planned. The Academy paid tribute in the best way it could and Woody Allen made his first ever appearance at the Oscars to present a film dedicated to the city he loves.

    2006: "I do all my own stunts" - 
    Possibly the worst time to fall over is on stage at the Oscars, and Jennifer Garner did just that at the 2006 awards. But you have to love her for her recovery; instead of weeping or even blushing she just laughed and said. “I do all my own stunts.” I applaud you Garner!


    1933: And The Winner Is Frank - 
    The most cringeworthy moment in Oscar history came when, hearing the name Frank, Frank Capra rose to collect the prize and it was only when he was halfway to the stage that he realised the winner was actually Frank Lloyd.

    1976: I Want To Thank My Mom And Dad - 
    Thanking your mum and dad is the biggest cliché in any Oscar speech, but Louise Fletcher had everybody reaching for their hankies when she thanked her profoundly deaf parents using sign language as she accepted Best Actress for One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest.

    1967: Hitchcock Honored - 
    Surprisingly, Hitchcock never won a competitive Oscar. So after six nominations and no wins, the honorary Irving G. Thalberg award was the least the Academy could bestow upon one of cinema’s greatest directors in cinema history. They certainly didn’t need to play him offstage as his entire speech amounted to a simple, “Thank you.”

    2002: This Moment's So Much Bigger Than Me - 
    Making her second appearance in the list, who can forget Halle Berry blubbering onstage as she makes her mark in cinema history, becoming the first black woman to win the Best Actress Award. Hattie McDaniel was the first black person to be nominated and to win an Oscar in 1939 and Sidney Poitier was the first black actor to win an Oscar for a leading role, but Berry makes the list for her tearful speech, proclaiming the moment is, “so much bigger than me.” A long way to go from The Flintstones.

    1962: Party Crasher - 
    These days he would probably be shot but at the 34th ceremony cab driver Stan Berman (three seats from JFK's right, your left) took things into his own hands and grate-crashed the awards to hand Shelley Winters a homemade award for Bob Hope.

    1958: The Show Under Runs - 
    One thing the Oscars are famous for is overrunning. But in 1958, the unthinkable happened and the telecast actually ran short, forcing host Jerry Lewis to fill for twenty minutes. What a pro. I bet they regretted playing people offstage that year.

    1998: The Oscar All-Stars - 
    In honour of the 70th ceremony, the curtains were drawn back to reveal a huge crowd of past winners, gathered together on-stage. The aged talent of Hollywood past was impressive to see on one stage and applauded by Hollywood’s future.

    83rd Annual Academy Awards Nominations Announced


    The nominees for the 83rd Annual Academy Awards have been announced. As expected, The King's Speech is the big player with 12 nominations, but True Grit came in at a close second with 10 - surprisingly more than the 8 for The Social Network and Inception. The Oscars will be hosted by James Franco (who is also nominated for Best Actor) and Anne Hathaway on 27 February 2011 (I'm sure that will be funny - note the sarcasm). Here are the nominees:

    BEST PICTURE:
    Black swan
    The Fighter
    Inception
    The Kids Are All Right
    The King’s Speech
    127 Hours
    The Social Network
    Toy Story 3
    True Grit
    Winter’s Bone

    DIRECTING:
    Darren Aronofsky, Black Swan
    David O. Russell, The Fighter
    Tom Hooper, The King’s Speech
    David Fincher, The Social Network
    Joel and Ethan Coen, True Grit

    ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE:
    Javier Bardem, Biutiful
    Jeff Bridges, True Grit
    Jesse Eisenberg, The Social Network
    Colin Firth, The King’s Speech
    James Franco, 127 Hours

    ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE:
    Anette Bening, The Kids Are All Right
    Nicole Kidman, Rabbit Hole
    Jennifer Lawrence, Winter’s Bone
    Natalie Portman, Black Swan
    Michelle Williams, Blue Valentine

    ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE:
    Christian Bale, The Fighter
    John Hawks, Winter’s Bone
    Jeremy Renner, The Town
    Geoffrey Rush, The King’s Speech

    ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE:
    Amy Adams, The Fighter
    Helena Bonham Carter, The King’s Speech
    Melissa Leo, The Fighter
    Hailee Steinfeld, True Grit
    Jackie Weaver, Animal Kingdom

    ADAPTED SCREENPLAY:
    127 House
    The Social Network
    Toy Story 3
    True Grit
    Winter’s Bone

    ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY:
    Another Year
    The Fighter
    Inception
    The Kids Are All Right
    The King’s Speech

    FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM:
    Biutiful
    Dogtooth
    In a Better World
    Incendies
    Outside the Law

    ANIMATED FEATURE FILM:
    How to Train Your Dragon
    The Illusionist
    Toy Story 3

    BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY:
    Black Swan (Fox Searchlight) Matthew Libatique
    Inception (Warner Bros.) Wally Pfister
    The King’s Speech (The Weinstein Company) Danny Cohen
    The Social Network (Sony Pictures Releasing) Jeff Cronenweth
    True Grit (Paramount) Roger Deakins

    FILM EDITING:
    Black Swan (Fox Searchlight) Andrew Weisblum
    The Fighter Paramount Pamela Martin
    The King’s Speech (The Weinstein Company) Tariq Anwar
    127 Hours (Fox Searchlight) Jon Harris
    The Social Network (Sony Pictures Releasing) Angus Wall and Kirk Baxter

    BEST DOCUMENTARY:
    Exit through the Gift Shop (Producers Distribution Agency) Banksy and Jaimie D’Cruz A Paranoid Pictures Production
    Gasland Josh Fox and Trish Adlesic A Gasland Production
    Inside Job (Sony Pictures Classics) Charles Ferguson and Audrey Marrs A Representational Pictures Production
    Restrepo (National Geographic Entertainment) Tim Hetherington and Sebastian Junger An Outpost Films Production
    Waste Land Lucy Walker and Angus Aynsley (Arthouse Films) An Almega Projects Production

    Let's Spoil The Oscars!


    In honour of the Oscar nominations being announced later today, here is a video spoiling the ending of every Best Picture Winner in Oscar history:

    Monday 24 January 2011

    The Other Olsen Sister Cont.


    Following her success at Sundance, and more importantly my award worthy article about her, breakout star Elizabeth Olsen has already been cast in her next picture; where she’ll appear opposite a fantastic cast of Sigourney Weaver, Robert De Niro and Cillian Murphy. Is the young actress already more successful than her made-for-TV movie star sisters? Maybe not moneywise, but certainly in terms of Hollywood success and respect.

    From Buried director Rodrigo Cortes, Red Lights is a thriller about paranormal activity in which psychology professor Margaret Matheson (Weaver) attempts to debunk a very reputable psychic (De Niro) who has just returned to the limelight after 30 years. Olsen will play Matheson’s student and Cillian Murphy her love interest (I’ve never been more jealous).  

    The film is in pre-production right now, and will shoot later this year, making this a huge year for Olsen with two big films at Sundance and Hollywood film ready to film. After only one year of auditions, her big break has come a lot sooner than most.